CAPTAIN’S LOG: Stardate: Whatever. An outpost let us know that they are being destroyed. When we got there we got our asses blown up because they are being destroyed. Made sure to have at least one redshirt on landing party to draw fire, but still jumped through explosion because it makes me look manly. Spock had forgotten how to dialogue and Uhura ( Read more... )

A "normal" recap for once; without skritp format, but with screencaps.

( Episode 30: Catspaw )

TRAILER:

CAPTAIN’S LOG: Stardate: What do these mean anyway?

Chekov, Uhura and I have landed on a planet populated by both men and women. An important troll explains to us our tasks, which include fighting, molesting female strangers, making funny faces, and in my case losing my shirt. I like it here, but I miss Spock and Bones, who do not appear to ( Read more... )

TRAILER

CAPTAIN’S LOG: Stardate: Too long since last shore leave. We picked the first random planet that looked like Earth and found it pretty but full of crack. This doesn’t stop us, however. Secretly fear Bones might be cheating on me with Sulu. Hired samurai to eliminate rival.

Spock thinks this planet is fun. He’s right: There’s villains in ( Read more... )

A.k.a. The Episode That Would Not End. I mean - what the fuck?

For
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TRAILER

NEXT EPISODE: MYSTERIOUS LADY IN VIOLET appears and everyone falls over in excitement. Then SPOCK’S brain goes bye-bye, causing KIRK to make funny faces, and DeForest Kelley would have deserved a fucking award for being able to say his lines with a straight face. MYSTERIOUS LADY wants the brain because she doesn’t have one herself and ( Read more... )

Star Trek TOS, episode 38: The Apple

TRAILER

CAPTAIN’S LOG: Stardate: Monday. Carelessly hopping around unknown planet until redshirt gets killed by flower. This sucks. Spock is being a bitch. This sucks too. Stones explode when thrown and when redshirts step on them. Predictable FAIL.

Some guy thinks he’s a green and yellow ball of stone. He ( Read more... )